do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
This IDIOT. LMFAO
A Man of Inspiration
I thought of you
I am the apocalypse.
If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago
“This assignment will be due at the end of the hour.”